Top 10 Reasons Why Trump Will Win The First Debate With Hillary Clinton

Top 10 Reasons Why Trump Will Win 

The First Debate With Hillary Clinton

10. The Winner - In the eyes of America Donald Trump is a winner. He used the rules that lobbyist put in place to become a Billionaire to EXPOSE how corrupt the system is if you do take advantage of it like he did. It was a patriotic attack against those that do what he did. And TONIGHT is the BIG night for Trump to explain to America that he knows better than anyone how rich people use the system to become rich and that is WRONG, I mean REALLY WRONG. I wouldn't be surprised if Trump announces that his new tax code would be like him taking a pay cut. Did Hillary ever want a pay cut? Never once did she say she would help America by having less. Oh No, SHE WANTS MORE. Trump just used loopholes to expose the loopholes. Hillary wants to take even more money from you. Think about how much money they already take? No wonder Trump had to take advantage of the system because if he didn't the system would take advantage of him. Most Americans get taxed 30 cents per every dollar made and then an additional 8 cents per dollar spent. Hillary wants to raise that to 50%. Hillary is not a winner. She already lost against Obama and her latest strategy to win by taking more will never work. And to top it off,  Hillary Clinton wants to give NASA more free money to make more fake space stations. Donald Trump will reveal that lying is not a winning strategy, nor is fact checking like Hillary wants present at this debate. We all know that any fact checker that Hillary approves will be an impulse liar and snake. This fact checker will believe we went to the moon, the Earth is a spherical organic satellite traveling around the sun at 60,000 mph while spinning at 4000 mph, and Obama is right about everything. Expect Donald to address some of these loosing strategies for America. Trump might announce that when he wins he will shut down the mafia tax stealing liars known as NASA.

                       

9. Big Hands - Having big hands will be extremely visual from your TV or tablet. You will see how little Hillary's hands are tonight. How could she rebuild America with such little hands? Trump's hands are so big that he could probably build the wall on the Mexican border himself. That would also save us money, I mean A LOT OF MONEY. And with big hands on TV everyone will be able to see his hand gestures over Hillary's. Hand gestures can make a huge difference in perception. If Trump was to flip off Hillary in the middle of the debate there is no way you wouldn't know which finger he was holding up. Everyone would be like "WOW HE FLIPPED HER OFF"! If Hillary tried to do the same it would look like she was hold up her pinky no matter which finger she used. 

8. Super Famous - He is super famous. I believe in strength in numbers. Most sports teams that win have a bigger fan base than their looser rivals. Trump has a dedicated fan base that has grown in recent years due to his successful reality TV show The Apprentice. If he could point out tonight at the debate that he uses his fame to destroy racism then he will win. Like how could Trump be racist if this dude (Randal Pinkett) won the Apprentice? Hopefully Trump invited him to sit next to Monica Lewinsky tonight at the debate. His fame is going to drive the view count for the debate up to Super Bowl status. If Hillary was running against Mitt Romney it would be low in the ratings, I mean REALLY LOW. We gotta tip our hats to the Trump for getting people out to vote... I mean watch TV. And if it is strength in numbers, then Trump is the winner because most viewers will either be Trump Reality Fanss or people about to be Trump supporters once he reveals that Hillary cough's up baby Aliens. She is sick, REALLY SICK!

7. Perfect Hair - It worked for Bill Clinton and it WILL WORK FOR TRUMP.  Most Presidents can be identified by their hair style. Show Lincoln or Washington's hair alone and every kid in America will know which President it is. But with Hillary Clinton we will not know if it's Elizabeth Warren, Laura Bush, or the lunch lady at any local elementary school. Tonight his hair will literally shine. Trump's hair will hypnotize your fragile mind into the zone of epic thoughts of an awesome new Quarter featuring the hair of a real President named Donald Trump. The last 8 years were the boring-est years for Presidential Hair History. Only thing exciting about Obama's hair is that it went grey. 

6. Birther Denial - Tonight is the night that 100,000,000 Americans will find out why Donald thought Obama was a terrorist Muslim spy born in Kenya. It was Hillary that spread that rumor when she went up against Obama in the 2008 Democratic debates. Ya see, Hillary had nothing on Obama. She was at a loss for what to do in the debate against Obama. So she got on the internet and saw that black people usually come from Africa and that Obama was half Kenyan. So she put 2 and 2 together and figured that she couldn't say he was an illegal Irish immigrant because Irish don't do illegal stuff like so Obama must really be from Kenya. And most Kenyans are Muslims so Obama too must be a Muslim according to her research which was a quick google search. Trump TRUSTED Hillary and only quoted Hillary's racists statements which at the time he thought was raw facts because why would a politician lie? Trump is stopping politicians and will not repeat this mistake of believing Hillary. Hillary is no longer invited to Donald's BIG parties. Tonight Trump will tell America the truth for why he thought Obama was not from Hawaii and apologize and then point his big hand finger at Hillary. She will sink in shame live on national TV.

5. The Don King Effect - Attacks on Trump for being a racist have never been shut down so hard as recently by a true a patriot named Don King. You might know Don King as the boxing promoter with amazing hair. He is obviously black and is 100% PRO TRUMP. Don King is also the best promoter on the planet and he is promoting NOT HILLARY but Mr. Trump himself. If Donald Trump was able to get Don King a seat at the debate visible from all major news cameras then we are in for a treat. I wouldn't be surprised if Don King wore a "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" shirt. Couldn't wear a hat because his hair will help identify him over anyone in the audience. Trump must work this angle as many times as possible. Trump is going to win over black voters with ease thanks to Don King. The Mexican voters will be much harder to win over. If Trump could get The Rock of WWE fame to support him it was be fairly close enough to a Mexican to ease a few. But he needs a big Mexican name and I am not seeing Jennifer Lopez or Mario Lopez giving their support to Trump anytime soon. And they say Trump is racist??? shhsh. Maybe he can not convince the Mexicans but all Trump has to do to ensure that he is not racist is somehow say at the debate that he NEVER said he was going to send blacks back to Africa and that that was a lie made by Hillary Clinton. If he points out that Klan members founded Planned Parenthood then he will easily pass the racist charges off to Hillary since she supports Planned Parent Hood 100%.

4. Pro At TV Shows - Donald Trump is the most successful TV star in history. He is extremely more famous than Ronald Reagan ever was. Reagan won and to this day is considered the best president ever. Trump rocked his Apprentice show through many ground breaking seasons. As stated above, even a black man won the show. Trump can also work a camera like no other. Trump became the standard of Reality TV personalities. You could not be successful on TV without a personality that was big, and I mean REALLY BIG! And he was known and loved for being an asshole. Kinda like Chef Ramsey. HOLY SMOKES!!! Chef Ramsey should run to be King of London (or whatever they do in that goofy place Stampy lives in). Trump always somehow had a touching ending to each season and showed true love for the people he treated like sh#t for over a month. At the debate he will man handle Hillary into the floor and then fire her ass and then win Next he will make up and ask for a hug....... and that is when Hillary will deny Trump a hug and then have a seizure and TRUMP WINS BIG!!!!

3. Hillary Is Sick - Hillary is not just sick but she is also coughing up baby alien lizards on the daily. Ever heard of The Lizard People? They are real. Hillary Clinton and other Illuminati UN social workers also give birth to demon like aliens through vomiting into a glass type ritual. These aliens grow up and take office like their parents. She is also having seizures or a mad case of the dubstep wobble. Sometimes people that listen to too much dubstep will randomly have wobble relapse up to 10 times a day. What happens is that your mind feeds itself a sick nasty beat with bass wobble and BAM, you are wobbling live on camera. Hillary will most likely seizure wobble 5 times tonight. You better record this one. She also might be addicted to dubstep music and has speakers implanted into her ears so she can hear dubstep 24/7. Dubstep can get so good at times that you really can't do anything but wobble. On the other hand she might have a nitrous addiction. She needs to get on CBD medical marijuana as soon as possible to enjoy dubstep without the side effects of the music genre. Jack Here would agree. He wrote the Weed Bible.

2. Hillary Ties To 911 - Basically it's like this. Hillary obviously was the mastermind of 911. Need proof? She voted to go to war with Iraq. End of story. Trump never voted for that war or supported that war. And if he did that is news to me and Hillary should use that to.... oh wait, she voted for the war. I believe The Clinton Foundation did 911 using nukes and holograms to advance fake global warming to sell solar energy which is stealing from the sun. This one should be easy for Trump to take advantage of. Trump is from NY where 911 happened and is going to spank Hillary's bootie on 911 at the debate. Clinton is the first female member of the Bohemian Grove and has plans for more wars through holographic invasions. Trump must hit her hard on this at the debate even if it is not fully vested. Let the media sort it out after the debate. 

1. The Earth Is Flat - Trump isn't really running against Clinton, he is running against Obama. And Obama hates the Flat Earth. I mean he REALLY HATES IT. Today in America alone there is over 10 million Flat Earthers and they deserve the same kind of respect from Obama as Obama gives the Atheists. Instead Obama insults them in front of audiences of 1 billion humans world wide. In four major speeches Obama laughs at this group of super open minded people bringing shame to them and their families. Trump is about truth. So I see him seeing that in order to make America GREAT AGAIN we need to not be bigots or prejudice towards our fellow American brothers and sisters that see things differently then ourselves. Obama is an asshole at times. Trump actually gets along with others and knows how to win. Just remember that when he insults people in large it is to get their attention and address the problem and fix it at large. Hillary Clinton loves NASA and Scott Kelly (Twin that was in space for a year). But really he didn't go to space and it was another liberal wasteful spending tactic. It's also called stealing. Trump could ride the Flat Earth bandwagon and at least say he cares about Flat Earthers and wants them to be treated as he would want to be treated himself. He could even say he doesn't believe in it but also knows to respect others beliefs. It's not always gotta be about race when we talk about equality right??? But Trump probably shouldn't touch this topic due to cognitive dissonance. Hear Obama talk about his favorite subject THE FLAT EARTH. 

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