Top 10 Reasons Why Trump Will Win The First Debate With Hillary Clinton

Top 10 Reasons Why Trump Will Win 

The First Debate With Hillary Clinton

10. The Winner - In the eyes of America Donald Trump is a winner. He used the rules that lobbyist put in place to become a Billionaire to EXPOSE how corrupt the system is if you do take advantage of it like he did. It was a patriotic attack against those that do what he did. And TONIGHT is the BIG night for Trump to explain to America that he knows better than anyone how rich people use the system to become rich and that is WRONG, I mean REALLY WRONG. I wouldn't be surprised if Trump announces that his new tax code would be like him taking a pay cut. Did Hillary ever want a pay cut? Never once did she say she would help America by having less. Oh No, SHE WANTS MORE. Trump just used loopholes to expose the loopholes. Hillary wants to take even more money from you. Think about how much money they already take? No wonder Trump had to take advantage of the system because if he didn't the system would take advantage of him. Most Americans get taxed 30 cents per every dollar made and then an additional 8 cents per dollar spent. Hillary wants to raise that to 50%. Hillary is not a winner. She already lost against Obama and her latest strategy to win by taking more will never work. And to top it off,  Hillary Clinton wants to give NASA more free money to make more fake space stations. Donald Trump will reveal that lying is not a winning strategy, nor is fact checking like Hillary wants present at this debate. We all know that any fact checker that Hillary approves will be an impulse liar and snake. This fact checker will believe we went to the moon, the Earth is a spherical organic satellite traveling around the sun at 60,000 mph while spinning at 4000 mph, and Obama is right about everything. Expect Donald to address some of these loosing strategies for America. Trump might announce that when he wins he will shut down the mafia tax stealing liars known as NASA.

                       

9. Big Hands - Having big hands will be extremely visual from your TV or tablet. You will see how little Hillary's hands are tonight. How could she rebuild America with such little hands? Trump's hands are so big that he could probably build the wall on the Mexican border himself. That would also save us money, I mean A LOT OF MONEY. And with big hands on TV everyone will be able to see his hand gestures over Hillary's. Hand gestures can make a huge difference in perception. If Trump was to flip off Hillary in the middle of the debate there is no way you wouldn't know which finger he was holding up. Everyone would be like "WOW HE FLIPPED HER OFF"! If Hillary tried to do the same it would look like she was hold up her pinky no matter which finger she used. 

8. Super Famous - He is super famous. I believe in strength in numbers. Most sports teams that win have a bigger fan base than their looser rivals. Trump has a dedicated fan base that has grown in recent years due to his successful reality TV show The Apprentice. If he could point out tonight at the debate that he uses his fame to destroy racism then he will win. Like how could Trump be racist if this dude (Randal Pinkett) won the Apprentice? Hopefully Trump invited him to sit next to Monica Lewinsky tonight at the debate. His fame is going to drive the view count for the debate up to Super Bowl status. If Hillary was running against Mitt Romney it would be low in the ratings, I mean REALLY LOW. We gotta tip our hats to the Trump for getting people out to vote... I mean watch TV. And if it is strength in numbers, then Trump is the winner because most viewers will either be Trump Reality Fanss or people about to be Trump supporters once he reveals that Hillary cough's up baby Aliens. She is sick, REALLY SICK!

7. Perfect Hair - It worked for Bill Clinton and it WILL WORK FOR TRUMP.  Most Presidents can be identified by their hair style. Show Lincoln or Washington's hair alone and every kid in America will know which President it is. But with Hillary Clinton we will not know if it's Elizabeth Warren, Laura Bush, or the lunch lady at any local elementary school. Tonight his hair will literally shine. Trump's hair will hypnotize your fragile mind into the zone of epic thoughts of an awesome new Quarter featuring the hair of a real President named Donald Trump. The last 8 years were the boring-est years for Presidential Hair History. Only thing exciting about Obama's hair is that it went grey. 

6. Birther Denial - Tonight is the night that 100,000,000 Americans will find out why Donald thought Obama was a terrorist Muslim spy born in Kenya. It was Hillary that spread that rumor when she went up against Obama in the 2008 Democratic debates. Ya see, Hillary had nothing on Obama. She was at a loss for what to do in the debate against Obama. So she got on the internet and saw that black people usually come from Africa and that Obama was half Kenyan. So she put 2 and 2 together and figured that she couldn't say he was an illegal Irish immigrant because Irish don't do illegal stuff like so Obama must really be from Kenya. And most Kenyans are Muslims so Obama too must be a Muslim according to her research which was a quick google search. Trump TRUSTED Hillary and only quoted Hillary's racists statements which at the time he thought was raw facts because why would a politician lie? Trump is stopping politicians and will not repeat this mistake of believing Hillary. Hillary is no longer invited to Donald's BIG parties. Tonight Trump will tell America the truth for why he thought Obama was not from Hawaii and apologize and then point his big hand finger at Hillary. She will sink in shame live on national TV.

5. The Don King Effect - Attacks on Trump for being a racist have never been shut down so hard as recently by a true a patriot named Don King. You might know Don King as the boxing promoter with amazing hair. He is obviously black and is 100% PRO TRUMP. Don King is also the best promoter on the planet and he is promoting NOT HILLARY but Mr. Trump himself. If Donald Trump was able to get Don King a seat at the debate visible from all major news cameras then we are in for a treat. I wouldn't be surprised if Don King wore a "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" shirt. Couldn't wear a hat because his hair will help identify him over anyone in the audience. Trump must work this angle as many times as possible. Trump is going to win over black voters with ease thanks to Don King. The Mexican voters will be much harder to win over. If Trump could get The Rock of WWE fame to support him it was be fairly close enough to a Mexican to ease a few. But he needs a big Mexican name and I am not seeing Jennifer Lopez or Mario Lopez giving their support to Trump anytime soon. And they say Trump is racist??? shhsh. Maybe he can not convince the Mexicans but all Trump has to do to ensure that he is not racist is somehow say at the debate that he NEVER said he was going to send blacks back to Africa and that that was a lie made by Hillary Clinton. If he points out that Klan members founded Planned Parenthood then he will easily pass the racist charges off to Hillary since she supports Planned Parent Hood 100%.

4. Pro At TV Shows - Donald Trump is the most successful TV star in history. He is extremely more famous than Ronald Reagan ever was. Reagan won and to this day is considered the best president ever. Trump rocked his Apprentice show through many ground breaking seasons. As stated above, even a black man won the show. Trump can also work a camera like no other. Trump became the standard of Reality TV personalities. You could not be successful on TV without a personality that was big, and I mean REALLY BIG! And he was known and loved for being an asshole. Kinda like Chef Ramsey. HOLY SMOKES!!! Chef Ramsey should run to be King of London (or whatever they do in that goofy place Stampy lives in). Trump always somehow had a touching ending to each season and showed true love for the people he treated like sh#t for over a month. At the debate he will man handle Hillary into the floor and then fire her ass and then win Next he will make up and ask for a hug....... and that is when Hillary will deny Trump a hug and then have a seizure and TRUMP WINS BIG!!!!

3. Hillary Is Sick - Hillary is not just sick but she is also coughing up baby alien lizards on the daily. Ever heard of The Lizard People? They are real. Hillary Clinton and other Illuminati UN social workers also give birth to demon like aliens through vomiting into a glass type ritual. These aliens grow up and take office like their parents. She is also having seizures or a mad case of the dubstep wobble. Sometimes people that listen to too much dubstep will randomly have wobble relapse up to 10 times a day. What happens is that your mind feeds itself a sick nasty beat with bass wobble and BAM, you are wobbling live on camera. Hillary will most likely seizure wobble 5 times tonight. You better record this one. She also might be addicted to dubstep music and has speakers implanted into her ears so she can hear dubstep 24/7. Dubstep can get so good at times that you really can't do anything but wobble. On the other hand she might have a nitrous addiction. She needs to get on CBD medical marijuana as soon as possible to enjoy dubstep without the side effects of the music genre. Jack Here would agree. He wrote the Weed Bible.

2. Hillary Ties To 911 - Basically it's like this. Hillary obviously was the mastermind of 911. Need proof? She voted to go to war with Iraq. End of story. Trump never voted for that war or supported that war. And if he did that is news to me and Hillary should use that to.... oh wait, she voted for the war. I believe The Clinton Foundation did 911 using nukes and holograms to advance fake global warming to sell solar energy which is stealing from the sun. This one should be easy for Trump to take advantage of. Trump is from NY where 911 happened and is going to spank Hillary's bootie on 911 at the debate. Clinton is the first female member of the Bohemian Grove and has plans for more wars through holographic invasions. Trump must hit her hard on this at the debate even if it is not fully vested. Let the media sort it out after the debate. 

1. The Earth Is Flat - Trump isn't really running against Clinton, he is running against Obama. And Obama hates the Flat Earth. I mean he REALLY HATES IT. Today in America alone there is over 10 million Flat Earthers and they deserve the same kind of respect from Obama as Obama gives the Atheists. Instead Obama insults them in front of audiences of 1 billion humans world wide. In four major speeches Obama laughs at this group of super open minded people bringing shame to them and their families. Trump is about truth. So I see him seeing that in order to make America GREAT AGAIN we need to not be bigots or prejudice towards our fellow American brothers and sisters that see things differently then ourselves. Obama is an asshole at times. Trump actually gets along with others and knows how to win. Just remember that when he insults people in large it is to get their attention and address the problem and fix it at large. Hillary Clinton loves NASA and Scott Kelly (Twin that was in space for a year). But really he didn't go to space and it was another liberal wasteful spending tactic. It's also called stealing. Trump could ride the Flat Earth bandwagon and at least say he cares about Flat Earthers and wants them to be treated as he would want to be treated himself. He could even say he doesn't believe in it but also knows to respect others beliefs. It's not always gotta be about race when we talk about equality right??? But Trump probably shouldn't touch this topic due to cognitive dissonance. Hear Obama talk about his favorite subject THE FLAT EARTH. 

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TOP 10 REASONS WHY DONALD TRUMP SHOULD BECOME A RAP SUPER STAR

TOP 10 REASONS 

WHY DONALD TRUMP SHOULD BECOME A RAP SUPER STAR

Donald Trump is an American with a plan to make America Great AGAIN. Great as FUCK is how I assume he says it behind closed doors! And with the swag of a LION Donald Trump  could make rap Great again. Like back in the 90's when Vanilla Ice was kicking that real shit. Trump himself would be a GREAT RAP Superstar due to his key genetically hardcore badassness. Let's get to the TOP 10 REASONS why Trump should become an aspiring rap artist.

10. THE HAIR - Ever since rap music was created by Mickey Heart of the Grateful Dead in 1974, hair was a big deal. Mickey Hart sported a unique style of mullet called The Freebird Mullet. Most mullets revolve around shaving the sides of your head and leaving the back to a party length of about 6 to 10 inches. With the Freebird mullet all you need is LSD and a 

Jimi Hendrix style headband and BAM you got an acid trip and a temporary mullet that last 8 to 12 hours. The 3rd time Mickey Hart tried this phantastic hairstyle he accidentally used to much LSD to keep the headband in place and entered a new dimension in which he discovered the 13 point of rapping that was needed for rap music to be created. He shared this knowledge with Wonder Mike of the Sugarhill Gang and 5 years later the world was changed forever by this new form of music called RAP thanks to the top 40 US hit Rapper's Delight by the Sugarhill Gang. I guess I got off point, but fact is that COOL hair is part of rap music. From Lil Wayne, to that dude in Kid N' Play; rap music and awesome hair is here to stay.

9. HE'S RICH - Or at least he says he is. But isn't that the point of most rap music that becomes top 10 hits? And most of the time the rappers were not rich when they recorded the hit about being a rich rap artist. And I heard this might be the case with Trump through sources like conspircy theorist ALEX JONES and Flat Earther Eric Dubay. It's also a form of practicing the black magik called THE SECRET.And isn't it ALL ABOUT DA BENJAMINS? I know there is rap with a purpose, rap that is political, rap that is spiritual, RAP WITH MEANING!! But let's face it, some of our favorite rap tracks are hits like "Got Money" by Lil Wayne, "Money Ain't A Thang" by Jermaine Dupree, and "Money,Cash, Hoes" by Illuminati Extremist Jay Z aka (The dude Tupac DID NOT LIKE AT ALL). As for Trump, he brags about his money all day long. And like most rappers he  might not actually have as much as he says he has. And that's part of the way to make $$$. Just tell people how rich you are and that becomes a business in itself because you are selling the fantasy and excitement of what it could be like to be rich and on a yacht just like in a rap music video. And to top it off; Trump's wife and daughter would make great models for any make it rain type music videos requiring hot chics in bikinis. 

8. ZERO TALENT REQUIRED - Let's face it, if you have  real talent in rap you have no chance in hell of getting famous or rich. What's great about many rap super hit singles is that you need ZERO TALENT to achieve rap super stardom.  All you need is good connections and a good producer like Dr. Dre or that weird dude from Dade County named Dj Khaled. Add some autotune and some money to make a video and BAM, you make $$$ and RAP HISTORY. Lil Trump could and should be the next big thang in Hip Hop. It's basically happening right now without him thanks to the youtube channel Shmoyoho. Trump might as well cash in on this since many people already have. And these people are not giving him a chunk of the cheese. Some might say that Trump's only talent is convincing people he has talent and big hands.It would suck if you couldn't see your own penis when masturbating, but that's another issue at hand. Get it? At hand....

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7. He Is From New York - False reports show that rap music was created in New York in the late 70's. But in reality is was created in the mid 70's by Grateful Dead drummer Mickey Hart as stated above in reason 10. But that doesn't matter. New York is the MECCA of rap music. Some of the greatest rap artists are from New York. Jay Z is undeniably the best and biggest rap artist right under Tupac. Jay Z even has songs about the Big Apple. Jay Z even covered a Tupac song to try to be like Tupac. And Tupac reportedly took Beyonce's virginity when he was playing a show in Rockford, Illinois back in early 1994. But I heard that from some dude at Taco Bell so it may be only 90% true. I don't see why the dude would lie to me. He said he was a backup dancer for Biggie Smalls and had an I LOVE NY tattoo on his face. But back to the point. Being from New York and being a Billionaire will instantly rise you to the top of the rap game. Need I say more? Yes I do. Trump would be the first Caucasian rap super star out of NY and break down the walls of racism. He would be a fool not to cash in on the NY Rapper thing like Jay Z did. And Jay Z can't free style. So neither does Trump. Jay Z is just from NY and has a NY accent. SO DOES TRUMP. TRUMP Z. I like that.;-)

6. The Rap Artists Team-Ups - Imagine MC Trump doing a track with T-Pain or Snoop Dogg. Or teaming up with Drake to make a rap track about not building a wall on the Canadian border. This would destroy all racist charges against the self made billionaire. Trump doing a team up with a Canadian, African, Jew would show that it isn't about race.... it's about rape. Donald has no beef with the color of your skin! PERIOD! And teaming up with Canadian Rap Star Drake is proof enough thanks to acknowledging that he didn't wanna build a wall on the Canadian border where black Jews live side by side with odd white people that sometimes speak French. He believes Mexicans are rapist. Has nothing to do with skin color. He never said they are dark skinned. Hear for yourself. 

5. It Would Be A "BIG" Success - If and when Trump announces his debut album featuring all the rap superstars, including holographic Tupac, it WILL be a BIG success. The idea is a winner and Trump likes winners and especially when the winner is himself. This can and should be another notch on his belt of success. He can claim to be the King of Rap and the Biggest, most Popular Rapper, and richest Rap Star in HISTORY. He could loose $$$ on the album and still claim to be the richest rapper alive. Truth is that if Trump made a rap track he would instantly be the richest rapper alive. But we know he doesn't like to loose money. But this is about being a RAP STAR. The only reasons why his Casinos failed was because America wasn't being GREAT at the time. Trump is here to fix that bullshit. Trump is over it (The Casino Failures which wasn't his fault) and moved on. Trump seems ready to take on an easier battle than President of the United States and that is to be the WORLD'S GREATEST RAPPER ALIVE.

4. A Distinctive Rap Voice - We already know Trump sounds GREAT when he is autotuned. His voice is the most distinctive voice on the planet besides Tupac. Unlike Drake, Trump can jump into the rap game without having to sound like Lil Wayne. His voice has the power to stand alone in a track and everyone across the Flat Earth (I found this out from rapper BOB) would know it's him. Drake has in recent years developed Lil Wayne's sound and style into his own. But he still sounds like little Wayne but super weird like Lil Wayne on 5 Xannax footballs. Trump will not have to go through a 10 year vigorous process of ripping off an already famous voice to gain his own style. Nope, NOT AT ALL. Instead Trump jumps in the game with an already bad ass voice that is distinctly his own. Kinda like 50 Cents'. Not to dis on Drake, but all Canadians do that shit to get to the top of whatever it is they do. It's part of not being GREAT and Canadian. In all honesty, Trump's voice could help people like Drake believe in themselves. This could lead to Drake having a song called, "I'm From Canada Eh".

3. He Can Afford A Gold Plated Tower - This is not a far stretch at all in this top 10 list. It's still relevant to this day in Rap MUSIC that having NO LIMIT in this rap game requires plating shit in gold. I'll get to plating your teeth gold in a second. One of the GREATEST, RICHEST, AND UHHHH Rappers of all time is MASTER P. In 1998 Mater P was all about making things BIG. I mean REALLY BIG. In Master P's 2nd break out hit after "Make Crack Like This" he released a song "Make Em Say Uhh" that created the GOLD STANDARD aka The Status Symbol of Rap Super Stars, which is plating the biggest thing you can in GOLD. Watch the "Make Em Say Uhh" music video and see for yourself. Trump can afford to take this one step furthur and plate the Trump Tower gold. The song could even be called "Make Em Say Big, REALLY Big Sha Na Na na". Trump could potentially plate the White House gold if he wins the 2016 Presidency. And winning is all he does so please do expect this to happen over anything else in life! Every cabinet member could be afforded gold grills for their mouths and service vehicles. Now that I think of it, Master P could make No limit BIG again by signing Master Trump. Wait.. that sounds bad. whatever. They have so much in common I am surprised Trump did not pick Master P for VP. There is a picture of Master P with Hillary Clinton from his Walmart exclusive rap album titled HIP HOP HISTORY. Hillary's email scandal truly revolves around covering this picture up. It is the RAREST rap album in history. 

2. He Has A Lot Of Enemies -  You can not be the KING OF RAP without having at least 5 known enemies. It's called BEEF in the world of rap and their is a line of movies dedicated to beef called BEEF. Trump had a beef company called Trump Steaks. It was a big hit and I mean really BIG with a few people, but at the time it had no chance because of the influx of Green Peace Environmentalist Terrorist of the 1990's. And let's face it, no one has more enemies than Trump. I take that back, Hillary Clinton has DOUBLE, but Obama comes in a clean 4th right after George W. Bush. This will inevitably lead to a DVD or straight to NETFLIX BEEF MOVIE Featuring Trump vs. Kanye West and many others. And the line of BEEF movies are extremely important to being a REAL RAP SUPER STAR. You can not be one of the BEST without being in a BEEF Movie with yourself as the STAR. Here is what I think the cover of BEEF would look like with Trump. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

1. The Tupac Effect - I pray to the Goddess of Atheism that Trump never gets shot. Violence is not cool. And that's why Trump wants to build a wall. It's a safe and humane alternative to Nuking Mexico. But it is cool to get shot in the rap game but even super cooler to die by the gun. You get mad eternal street cred. Since so many Mexicans and Liberal Transgender Feminist vowed to kill him he might as well cash on this fact for the future of his families wealth. What I mean is he can make money off of this, I mean BIG MONEY.  If he becomes President and makes a rap album before some asshole kills him he will then for sure go down in Rap History like Tupac. He might as well get a tattoo sayings he knew he was gonna die before he died. And if he had some hidden tracks to be released after his death, then the Trump family can make $$$$ for endless years to come just like Tupac's mom. I am not exactly sure if I am voting for Trump or Deez Nuts but I am pretty sure it's gonna be Deez Nuts. But if Deez Nuts dies before the 2016 election I will fore sure vote for Trump. If he was smart he would release a rap album before his debate.This could stop the evil UN witch (HIllary Rodinmyass Clinton) by winning the youth vote. I pray she gets help for her medical condition of coughing up baby alien lizard people. I'd prescribe to her bleach. But medical marijuana might be a safe alternative. The CBD's  found in marijuana are known to cure everything. Maybe even what Hillary has?? See Hillary cough up an alien in this extreme video. 

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